DoucheMage by Damien Hanson & Nolan Locke

Author:Damien Hanson & Nolan Locke [Hanson, Damien & Locke, Nolan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9798668972227
Published: 2020-08-06T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter 13- Studelon the Studly

Something wasn’t right. Brian couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was, but it was nagging at the back of his mind. Life was simple enough right now, what with clearly laid out statistics, stakes, and rules, but he instinctively knew there was something he was forgetting, and Nicole was definitely the reason.

She had on a leather and fur bikini, essentially, and had brought along two other girls. One of them was definitely another of the VIP Services choices he could’ve made: tall, dark complected, with smoky eyes and amazing hair. She was dressed up as an elf, with the pointed ears and a faint sparkling aura. She also had a special kind of backless shirt that appeared to be composed of twisted vines that barely covered the essentials, and a grass skirt that basically didn’t cover the essentials.

The other one was a halfling, but a super buff halfling barbarian, with a skein of bones threaded together on leather cording, which formed a sort of shirt over a thin fabric tube top, and a single animal skin over her nethers.

He smiled, “So good to see you again. These are your other VIP Services friends, I presume?”

Nicole danced up to him and offered up a hand for high fiving. His smile widened.

“I don’t recall the harem power extending to VIP Services.”

Cue the laughter.

“Call me Morelon the Learned,” he said, and stood, then cast a quick spell to pull out the ladies’ chairs for them, then push in once they’d begun to sit. The spell wrangled a halfling-sized chair for the tiny one.

“Tandy,” the tall one said, and shook his hand.

“Chrissy,” the other said, and also shook on it.

“What can I order for you? I know everything’s taken care of by the company, but consider this on me. Wait? Are you allowed to drink? No, of course you’re not supposed to… but as a VIP, I insist.” He leaned forward. “Little loophole I found… anything Nicole’s not supposed to do because of Prestige rules, I can just say I want her to and she gets to do it anyway.”

He got a couple of impressed snorts.

“The least I can do is relay your order and bring it back in person. Sorry if I… would you believe it to be a chivalry thing? No offense intended.”

“See?” Nicole said.

Tandy grinned. “You’ll get no dissent from this elf. I’ll take whatever Nicole normally has.”

“Go for it, tall, dark and bearded,” Chris said. “I’ll have something magical.”

He returned with a Leaps and Bounds for Chris. It was a color-shifting drink which jumped and swirled around the glass, and two Sparkle Tails, which was smooth and silky ale that fizzed and popped as they drank it.

“Oh I had no idea this existed!” Chris said.

“Glad to introduce something to someone,” he said. “There are a couple of other magical drinks… one that turns you lighter than air and lets you bounce around on the ceiling, one that makes you blow multi-colored bubbles out of

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